December 2009
stop counting on that camera that hangs round your...
(via theonlygirlieverloved)
“i am naked in the shower at the moment
Lynn will be abusing my tumblr”
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
DIcks
God:
Not many people want to talk about that.
Me:
I do
God:
" Not many people want to talk about that."? You do?
Me:
Yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
Awh
God:
I've lost the context, Rachel. Are we still on DIcks?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Far out.
Me:
Fosho
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Dicks
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
INORITE
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
A whore
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
A slutty whore
God:
What is it?
Me:
...A slutty prostitute?
God:
slutty whore is a slutty prostitute. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
yes.
God:
Er.
